What can I say about Jesse? Well, he’s a good looking straight guy with tatoos, a pierced lip (and probably a pierced cock), a big fan of the Australian soccer team, which, he is quick to note, has a good shot at winning this year’s World Cup, has a shitload of playlists on his iPod that most of us would kill for, and searches for links about himself on Yahoo and Google (jesus, the arrogance!). Oh yeah, he’s the perfect gay Twink in waiting. Sure, he tells us he has sex with his GF, but he’s broke today, and, when hit up that we can give him $250, he’s at our studio, stripping down, flexing, preparing to bang a chick that looks like an unnamed celebrity with blond hair and a flop of a husband, when, voila, a dude walks out, kicks off his underwear, and offers Jess his mouth or his ass. Jess is about to bolt, but, broke, has second thoughts, deliberates like Bush about Iraq, strokes his veiny member, and stuffs it deep down our bottom’s chute…