I must be eating four leaf clovers this week. This the second straight guy fresh off of getting his cherry popped. That’s amazing. Gents, it’s like our salad days. That dreamy day when, as straight men, we were seduced by our friend’s dad or our wrestling coach or the family friend. It was delicious, wasn’t it? My experience was pure Disney. I couldn’t have set the table better. I’ll never forget thinking my folks would come home right in the middle of getting assfucked in front of the family dog. But the idea of getting caught made me thrust my ass harder into his cock. Seeing Sebastian getting cocked for the second time brings back such memories. I got even more aroused (can you believe it? i mean i nearly broke my underwear watching these guys in jeans) when Dayton, Sean Cody’s house cocksman stud, ate ass, fingered hole, and rode Sebastian’s fresh ass like it was Barbaro! Before I forget - Pay special attention to Dayton’s cock. It’s huge. Like he was built for fucking ass. He prefers positions that allow deep penetration. Nice, especially if he’s fucking ass virgins like Dayton. In fact, Cody reports that most bottoms won’t let Dayton go all the way up their chutes. I can see their point, but, in my case, after five minutes of half-hearted penetration, my ass is playing a dude’s flute big time. I don’t give a fuck how fat or big or thick his cock is. JUST BRING IT ON, BOYZ!

What do you do to get your stud prepped for a solid ass fucking? Im certain we all have our tricks. But I want to know. I think my repetoire needs a tune up. So, fuck it, I’m asking. Meantime, as you mull, here’s the solid lil routine I’ve fallen into over the past couple of months. Don’t mock. Sure, I could be sexier, but this is the shit that over time has worked for me. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, right? Somehow, I just sense I need to change it up.

Drum roll, please. No sniveling. In no particular order, I do the following to prepare my stud for backdoor action: I shave his sack with hot soapy water and stroke his cock. I tongue his hole, first with the tip, then, as he relaxes, i sink my tongue all the way in, the whole time gently stroking his cock and nuzzling his balls. I finger his hole, first, lightly, then, one finger tip, deeper, two fingers, deeper, three fingers, he’s on fire. I know guys who get “moist” by sucking cock. I’m one of them, if Im planning on catching. I could go on, but those are my fundamentals.

It appears to be Patrick’s fundamentals, too (see pic above). The Sean cody straight amateur rims, fingers, and spits into Samuels sweet-smelling manly musky butthole. He works the anus with finesse. By the time he’s tossing Samuel’s salad, he’s got a giant hardon. Time to go to work. He pushes Samuel face down into the bed, spread his muscular legs apart like a wishbone, and buries his big willy into Samuel. I had pre-cum on my underwear on the entry. So SEXY. Sean Cody does it again with these two. But I speak to soon. Patrick, it’s reported, is getting serious with his girlfriend and is giving up gay porn. Bummer. The only solace is this gay movie - his last, btw, so jump on this one and download the bitch to your PC for keeps!

Yo! Have I got a Monday morning treat for you! It comes gift wrapped in the names of Spencer and Dayton, two of the latest straight male models to go gay for pay for the king of the niche, Mr. Sean Cody! Gawd these men are beautiful. Spencer, the dominant top, is a natural for finding ways to penetrate the depths of Dayton’s willing asshole. I mean the guy is on a mission to find a position to pop some cushion (my lame attempt at a rap…anyone have a word for ass that ryhmes with “position?”). Dayton’s a good sporting bottom boi. Not a bad cocksucker (who am I fooling?!?! He’s gives a great BJ!!!) either for a breeder. These guys are like Greek athletes. They are lean. Chiseled. Cut. They’ve got noble faces. Thick hair. Masculine armpits (I wish the internet would come with a “smell” plug in that would let me inhale their muskiness). Sexy feet. I could do a breakdown of each of their delicious naked man bodies but I’m so PRIMED on the exclusive ANAL FUCK SCENE they graciously let sean Cody shoot. Hey, take a coffee break. Fire up the movie player (or, if your in an office, cruise the pics), and watch these bois light up the monitor!!! Damn, what a GREAT way to kick off the work week!!(And be happy, please. you could be Boy George picking up trash off the streets of London.)

We love Justin in Twinks for Cash. Why? Because he’s a gay Twink with a great bod! I’m a twink fanatic, and lately, sure, I’ll take the smooth, supple, hairless, slim, slight, gay teen any day of the week. But it’s extra delicious when you’ve got a young gay man who brings youthful muscle to the table. I can tell Justin spends time polishing his body. His movies and photos are a pleasure to gawk at, especially the early photo sets where he strips down to his underwear against a backdrop that makes everything seem Rubenesque. My bottom slave pointed out his ass dimples, while I salivated over his defined shoulders, glacial chest, and boner-inspiring flat but toned stomach (i didn’t even check the flicks because, as I was so aroused, I ordered Gunther, my submissive partner, to bend over my Mac naked and show me his cave so I could beat off a load onto his ankles). Composed, I continued to enjoy Justin’s photos where (and I nearly fell out of my chair) he rides on top of a stud while yanking his own gay cock. Screw it - at this point it’s movie time! I want my gay sex in Panavision. So I launch my media player, and kick this gay sex bonanaza into high gear. Ah, that’s better. Justin sliding up and down a meat stick. Justin getting his pole greased. Justin taking it on his hands and knees. Justin sandwiched, taking a straining cock in the mouth and one in the rump. By the time all’s said and done, he’s masturbatd himself and been wanked on (no lack of man sauce here, guys), much to his delight.