TV is in a desperate state. Reality TV. Animation series. Talent shows. Recycled talent shows. Perhaps it was the summer. But I don’t see it changing anytime soon. Especially after getting bombarded by the networks pimping their fall line ups. Blah blah. Can someone please pull “Joey?” I mean what the fuck. Sure the guys got a nice Guido ass and a mouth built for cocksmoking. But one dude a sitcom don’t make. So what’s THIS manwhore to do? He hits the Internet. Yup, fuck you NBC, ABC, CBS. I got uninterrupted (advertisements ruined the Olympics…i just TIVO male ice and speed skating and create my own movies of Apollo Ohno!), uncensored gay porn movies, on demand, 24/7. Yup, and all my XXX porn is unlimited. I don’t have some studio tool or corporate dingleberry telling me I can only get my shite on Tues nights at 7 p.m. EST. Nope. I get the itch, I hit the bookmarks. Pow! Bros, I’m downloading a gay muscle bear putting the pipe to a 19-year-old college boi. Unlike last year when the World Series pre-empted all my prime time shows, I’ll be set up. I’ll be kicking it in my home entertainment room. My three remotes will be loaded with fresh batteries. I just purchased the TIVO with the biggest harddrive. I’m paying some gay geek (we fucked while Rancid played…I recommend u try this as it’s awesome) I met upstairs to program it. I got my PC cleaned and I just hooked it up to a big-ass Plasma - fuck bruthas it’s so big i feel like im in the bathroom or the on the bed or in the back of the car as these gay studs couple up and blow loads. Be good this week. The planets are in alignment. Go after that piece of man-ass you’ve you’ve been hesitant to hit. You tip it, it will fall over this week

Hurray for humpday (I wrote this Wed - GMB). I’m jonesing for some ass! (need to note that I’m a tad pumped from downloading some GAY XXX PORN MOVIES) I can’t wait untill the weekend to prowl the clubs. I need a good man now. Oh, he’ll be fortunate if I snag his gay ass. I’ll do anything he wants, as long as he lets me brandish toys! Butt plugs. Ass vibrators. Electric shock cock rings. Nipple pinchers. My new Fleshlight (this takes gay masterbation to a NEW LEVEL!). He’s lucky, too, if he’s open to gay fisting. I know, this revolts some of you, but before you cast stones, try it. Obviously, do your research. Prepare your hole, too. I know it seems impossible, but I’ve been fisted by a body builder who had a fist the size of a cabbage. His forearm was no stick either. Sure, I winced. But I accomodated that big manly fist, and I wear it like a badge of honor (fistees and fisters are an elite, private group, and I feel privledged to have joined my fellow gay extreme fetishists). I recommend catching some GAY FISTING MOVIES to get into it. Such videos are limited, but cruise this site - it’s extensive and has every gay fetish queers like us should know.

Im going to keep my RIBALD thoughts, LEWD musings, and BAWDY rants to minimum today. My pointer finger hurts from last night. You ask, “Why?” I’ll tell you. I got topped so hard and deep that I had to reach for my headboard for support. This is no joke. I picked up a viscious German man with a dick like a bat. I swear this guy fucked me like I’d done something wrong to him in a previous life. He roared. He sweated. He slapped. He pulled and tugged and stretched me as he rocketed a load up to my lower intestine. Don’t take pity on me. I dug it. It was great taking all this Aryan bull could put out. I made him work for it too. Yeah, I got scratches and marks and hickies and a sore ass but fuck him, too. That Stud from Riesland knows full well that I came, and came a lot. I didn’t beg him to stop. I egged him on, which frustrated him because I couldn’t be dominated!

I can’t say this for Vito in this week’s episode of HisFirstHugeCock. He starts cocky. He’s got the strut, the crotch grabs, the raunch banter. But the minute two gay hunks show the jewels, the guy looks like he wants to set fire to the place and leave. Poor, Vito. One uncut gay cock ambushes his mouth and scrubs his cheeks. The other cut 12″ gay dick uses Vito’s loud-mouth ass for a sheath. Pinned, Vito looks like a V-8 engine, with dicks fucking his mouth and ass left and right as he gasps for air through his nose. Trust me, the double cumshots are amazing (volume and velocity). Take a break, eh? Go to HisFirstHugeCock, check the free Vito trailer, watch this punk get broke. This is a-1 stroking material, for sure. LMK if it rocks your sack!